Why an Aston Martin is better than a woman...

An Aston Martin will never tell you that you are un-empathetic and that you don’t connect emotionally.

You will NEVER grow tired or bored with making love to an Aston Martin.

An Aston Martin performs on demand, without any work up such as doing the dishes, taking out the trash, or cleaning the house.

You can’t possibly get into an exasperating fight with an Aston Martin.

An Aston Martin won’t get jealous of all the TV you watch. She won’t complain about you looking at other machines such as plasma TVs, dual-core Athlon PCs, or a Tissot T-Touch Titanium watch with black rubber strap, model T33.7.598.51, which has a built-in Altimeter, Chronograph, Compass, Alarm, Thermometer and Barometer (visit Tissot). With a MSRP of $695, I better start saving my pennies again.

(My $2,000+ Omega “James Bond” watch is already jealous!)

And, finally, you don’t have to have a conversation with your Aston Martin if you’re not in the f*cking mood to talk!

R


On 5/30/06 2:53 PM, "Richard Eng" wrote:

How to get a woody...

These pix are better than porn!

R


On 5/30/06 12:36 PM, "Richard Eng" wrote:

Life is, oh, so cruel! If I had to choose between the 2006 Aston Martin DBS and the Ferrari F430, which would I pick? There is no way to decide – it’s like choosing one of your own children as your favourite...

(Actually, this happens fairly frequently. Lots of parents have favourites.)

Okay, I choose the Aston Martin DBS. I love its muscular looks. And I confess that I’ve always had a penchant for things British, especially Aston Martin...

R